•ganggang™️• •dopamine hits for the homies™️• •proceed to @notbrookeashley when broken•

🐌 obviously not single• super spy• sex detective• actual lawyer• surgeon• Liar•

I have a condition.

ask me about scrub daddy sponges

Yes, I am serious. You should have bought me something.

#cultlife. Orca from the waist down. So taken af. Don’t DM unless you want to be bored with science facts.

Texpat vet who finally made it home. Birds, booze, and bouquets. Pourer of potent potations. Useful everywhere. I’m a damn Swiss Army knife.

?CEO?of☀️lake?life?

you get my wits, not my tits. avi/media is never me. @TrueDee makes me moan.