🐌 obviously not single• super spy• sex detective• actual lawyer• surgeon• Liar•

•ganggang™️• •dopamine hits for the homies™️• •proceed to @notbrookeashley when broken•

gotta lotta verve

Texpat vet who finally made it home. Birds, booze, and bouquets. Pourer of potent potations. Useful everywhere. I’m a damn Swiss Army knife.

Thought Criminal. Anti Communist. I make spaceships fly 🚀

Purpose Driven Bully

Laughing through the apocalypse. Header by literally everyone I know. do/ re/ mi/ fa/ so/ la/ ti/ do

A seasoned veteran of ego wreckin'. Republican atheist. A tradition of service since 1983. Im a ball. Jokes and sarcasm.

Panthers, Canes, Blue Devils, ACC, Natural immunity to covid and your bullshit.