Texpat vet who finally made it home. Birds, booze, and bouquets. Pourer of potent potations. Useful everywhere. I’m a damn Swiss Army knife.

A klutzy, quixotic bundle of witticisms, worries, and wanderlust. I’m just here to giggle.

Cheese stan. Hydrated AF. Hot mess. Potato. Bad Luck. Frumpling. I am the epitome of average. Petty bitch sometimes. @mbs59er’s participation trophy wife

Girl Dad | Texan | FF/Medic | Lifter of heavy shit | “Thirst trap”

Pacific Northwesterner. Survivor. Hiker. Fireball. Distance runner. Distance goer. Lover of kitty cats, books, meat, & liberty.

Rural Untouchable • Spoiled and owned wife • #optoutside • I’d rather be hiking • pronouns are deer/killer 😘 @koathedogtn

You Can Live With Disparities, or You Can Live In Totalitarianism | Anti-Wokeness | DEGENERATE Memes | Powerlifting

Freedom. Comedy. *Please use animal references when describing the size of something. Thank you. https://t.co/O75o749vNu

Not back. OK I GUESS I'M F'ING BACK No need to follow. *blunt instrument of ball busting death* IG: gretchbaby