Texpat vet who finally made it home. Birds, booze, and bouquets. Pourer of potent potations. Useful everywhere. I’m a damn Swiss Army knife.

Washed up former college athlete. Big UGA, Braves, Falcons, Arsenal, ATL United, Chase Elliott fan. Libertarian. El Niño is Spanish for..The Niño

built for comfort, not speed. bubble gum earth vibes.

every breath I take without your permission raises my self esteem

Life is too short for cheap cigars or expensive women.

Smarter than I look. Prettier in person. Snarky Gym Lady. Queen of Overthinking. Best Hair on Twitter. Honorary Alpha Male. #ThugTards

A good impression of myself, not much to conceal. I'm saying nothing, but I am saying nothing with feel.