Now I am become Dave, the destroyer of words. *Inventor of the flinglong* I only sleep to give my phone a break https://t.co/PhTTPHfXux

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we laughed, we cried, we went home happy.

Just Canada's Greatest American Hero. Bout to show my fake monkey who Spartacus is. Hold my beer.

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