That one dude. Avid flosser. Artisanal tweets produced with only natural ingredients. header by @riotgrlerin

He called me Greenhorn. I called him Tony Randall. It was a thing we had.

Hopeful Circumcellion. Probably choking to death on a huge spoonful of raw peanutbutter. Bilgamesh truther. Please follow this account at a slow, temperate rate

Seriously never serious. Now laugh: https://t.co/Rluk6Ah1bF

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Book writer. Dog petter. Mental Health/Child Abuse Awareness Advocate. https://t.co/r0jtKGqvbl

Be kind its trending. Professional underwater basket weaver. Just trying to jump through this Twitter Matrix

Now I am become Dave, the destroyer of words. *Inventor of the flinglong* I only sleep to give my phone a break https://t.co/PhTTPHfXux