Christian. Wife of @whatsgooditsT. Nap apologist. Homeschool mom. Known Party Pooper. Feminists say I'm problematic.

Dutch Reformed. Mexican Yankee. Total ditz. Nap disparager. Food connoisseur. 21A enthusiast. ☕️

President Grant fan. Union Disenjoyer. Major Tuddy enthusiast. “A massive RINO”

I’m just the O’Hare delivery guy

Christian | Voice on @Freedom_Toons & more | DW & Rebecca St. James superfan | host @BrittaNoFilter | anti-gastonist | Cats control the media

Only God and my momma know what I need

☦️🇺🇸 • Writer • UFC Enjoyer • Heavy Metal Enthusiast • only acc • parody (?) 🧃

Potato extremist. Unmitigated opponent of Vampirism, the metric system & European soccer. archnemesis of @slinggingwebs & mostly Margo’s favorite Calvinist