aspiring bureaucrat, new jersey irredentist

I hate the ocean theme parks and airplanes talking with strangers waiting in line @venomthumbs if we're close

Maokyist. MK Stalinist. Technoprimitivist. Minnesota Nationalist. Humane Society Death Squad Commander. Expert on Cults for Hanging Out. Ultraleftist. திருநங்கை

Rootless cosmopolitan. MD-PhD in computational phrenology from Duke University.

certified poster, dylan fanatic, amateur historian, occasional writer and producer. 🧍 writing: https://t.co/kt8b2Z8diZ alt: @legaldans

Maya, 24, chemistry grad student in Texas.

Procrastinates productively. Longtime baseball apologist and Dually Disloyal Jew. He/They. Mastodon: @[email protected]

don't worry i'm a professional

hi, i'm sam | commie sympathizer | big fan of philosophy | an absurdist at heart | cautious optimist | my private alt for mufos is @SamtheTranquil