Why do I get lost in the sauce but the noodles are always found?

Pittsburgh Sports, Football Guy, Sports Bettor

PARODY account. Saying the things real Tony wants to but can't. Faux Voice of the Mountaineers. Eat Shit pitt. PROUD General in #herdHaterNation.

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