Respiratory Care Practitioner. Board certified neonatal and pediatric specialist. Father. Husband. A salty combat veteran and a “very okay dude.”

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I am your handler

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simply a human. ???? #savethefuckingotter #getmeoffthisrock. ?

Director of Retard Affairs. Registered Assarchist. Your government wants you dead. Self-centered, ungrateful & unkind.

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I'm here for the urine.

UPB compliant. Follower of the NAP. father of two. co-host on https://t.co/Df3RmJZZAB and TheEscapePod...cast #voluntaryism #peacefulparenting