19, 🇲🇰, Skull Gang, Turtle Gang Vet, neocon tumblrite, Murphian, Vegans DNI

Antiochian Orthodox Christian• Z. Appalachian Nationalist. (PhD may/may not be valid)

Potato extremist. Unmitigated opponent of Vampirism, the metric system & European soccer. archnemesis of @slinggingwebs & mostly Margo’s favorite Calvinist

Orthodox Christian, half French-Canadien, Z, Maurras Enjoyer, Fan of Romania 🇹🇩

Only God and my momma know what I need

I’m just the O’Hare delivery guy