XML apologist. Erlang enthusiast. Currently JVMs & Performance stuff at @Netflix. Previously JVMs & performative stuff at @Twitter. He/him.

I can't unsubscribe from twitter blue because they shitcanned all the user support folks

Swiss/Canadian SRE, ex @Google/@Twitter/@UAlberta. If you think I speak for anyone, you're the one that's nuts. Alt @AngrySwiss. He/Him. DMs open, Qs, mentoring

Compilers | Runtimes | Operating Systems | Kubernetes. Currently @apple

part per billion, #hiveops, pondering superorganisms🐝 - proponent of automated climate change mitigation: inoculate the west with beavers yo! 🦫🌲🏔

The First Saudi Female Magician, Tesla Model X owner, & $TSLA holder, referral https://t.co/sCJLEuYwVk أول ساحرة سعودية #Prestidigitator🎩🐰 @magicsensstore

Swap hearts break servers.

standard issue human

Husband and father. Engineer.