i wear my belt one notch looser on bowel movement days

chilling with my microorganisms, my protozoa, my boys. somebody look out for those damn squirrels 😑

*chuckling to myself* could a loser…do this? @nessgetsdressed

Hi, my name is Rohan!

born and raised

no free bar at my funeral. you pay

Overstaying my welcome is part of the joke

Welcome to the jungle

#itookthetopoffmymaybach🗣