(MB) dance contest winner. raw milk drinker. seed oil hater. unvaxxed. recovering online slots addict. tweet deleter. finance adjacent. aspiring tradwife.

Gamma Gang specialist who trades the London Lows… It is what it is… it’s all it will ever be 💯

Big Bank Back Office Guy Forbes 100mm IQ less than 100, casserole enjoyer, mid athlete, Bloomberg quiz taker, not financial advise

Real name is Wolfe. Check me out on YouTube: https://t.co/vds8uhlw5o

don’t care+i handled that poorly /s

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Nashville isn’t ready for us

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Known Pioneer of the LBO, VP Barista @ Cap One Cafe, Forbes 30u30 Most Ran Thru Men. Lover of Shareholders. Fintwit’s Dog. Coastal Elite. In the Arena. Sox Fan.