lizard enthusiast, hockey enjoyer, & abuser of jester’s privilege / nate bastian defender / (not sarah nurse)

I love/hate the devils | big bass szn

Shipping Merchant. Owner of many dogs. All Fancy. Author of Sometimes I Manage. Improv proffessional.

Devils beat reporter for @TheAthletic

Matt | Devils😈 | Yankees | Jersey 🏖 | #NJDevils | #RepBX | #wakeupmary | #DaveGang

pip pip da diddly doo

Lets go rangers and Yankees(they make me want to cry) ♥️@sincereIYrach

welcome to the most irrelevant popularity contest on the internet 😎👉 Let's go Finland 🇫🇮🇫🇮 OG MercDawg just saying 🤷‍♂️

Co-Co-host of @LastChangePod. I love Swiss hockey players. Use promo code LASTCHANGEPOD for $20 off your first purchase with @seatgeek