•ganggang™️• •dopamine hits for the homies™️• •proceed to @notbrookeashley when broken•

Texpat vet who finally made it home. Birds, booze, and bouquets. Pourer of potent potations. Useful everywhere. I’m a damn Swiss Army knife.

y’all

Pounder of twinks, plower of fairies, crusher of bottoms, first of his name. King of the Gays! Reformed Sodomite! Pronouns: Fuck/You, Parody Account

Your Fave Art Dealer: Veteran • Cream of the Crop • License to Ill • “Fresh squeezed OJ washin' it down Ridin' this d**k like a rodeo clown!” - G.Kieffer

Housewife Occassional food pic tweeter, my workout page is @HangoutWorkout #makecoloradoredagain

I’m just your typical pro-apocalypse voter

Not the Nate Taylor you’re looking for. Prison wine sommelier. Former action figure. Connery adjacent.