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Shipping Merchant. Owner of many dogs. All Fancy. Author of Sometimes I Manage. Improv proffessional.

Hey! You Suck! Diehard Devil fan since birth. ‘95 ‘00 ‘03. est. 1982. Unconditional Frank The Tank Supporter. #ChangeTheGoalSong #NJDevils

@njdevils @mets @dallascowboys Sports make me depressed. Shakir Mukhamadullin believer. Fuck it we Bahl. JBITBPITNHL.

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Devils beat reporter for @TheAthletic

lizard enthusiast, hockey enjoyer, & abuser of jester’s privilege / nate bastian defender / (not sarah nurse)