*THE HAIRDRESSER* Algohack COO • Team Purple Board Member • I have questions • I trade stocks - sometimes terribly • Mostly fire on all syllables. Enjoy!

I protect and serve. Former CCO. Convicted bond trader. Prison talk and snark. Recipes for pruno. I like meme stonks too. Not to be taken seriously.

“Evil is making the premedicated choice to be a dick.” - Jason Stackhouse

𝑊𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑡ℎ 𝑀𝑎𝑛𝑎𝑔𝑒𝑟! Yea you read that shit right! #staymad

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘰 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘳𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘭𝘶𝘣𝘦𝘥

"When you sell things, you shouldn't sell them at the drop, you should sell them at the peak." - @CEOAdam

A weirdo

Here to observe & learn. ✌🏼🌻