Cat lady. Book nerd. Potato thief. Hobbit https://t.co/In29O5zzYS 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Office drone/semi-pro napper. ADHD. Kinda funny. Kinda sad. The dreams in which I'm naked & haven't studied for an exam are the best I've ever had. He/Him

MD of @QETechLtd he/him

…the writer your mother warned you about. Dumb Tweets here: https://t.co/IXBMSk9Pqi

travel with nature

A walking contradiction. Usually in chucks or heels. Simply pieced together by scars, laughter, and a good book. Kind by choice with steel in my spine.

The NY Times least-selling author of “Ropes, Tape, and other Contraband: A beginners guide to BDSM” 🐼

Currently hiring people to cry at my funeral | 9 | UTES | Smol