Gravy is good. Gravy is magical. Gravy will never lie. It also fixes your terrible turkey. Obey the gravy.

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It's all so tiresome. Everything I post is parity.

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Keep your chin up! We are going to get through this mess. Lover of dogs. Mourning the loss of one, Freddy the Boston, forever, my soulmate. Truth will prevail.

Just trying to live my life as a toilet without getting crapped on. Guns 🔫 Toilets 🚽 America 🇺🇲

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