I’m not here for a good time, I’m here to ruin it. https://t.co/A6RiEGi3ZB

Commit to change 🤘🏻 Fuck cancer 🥷 I 💜 nunchaku, rollerskating, hiking, and making new friends amongst many other things

That one dude. Avid flosser. Artisanal tweets produced with only natural ingredients. header by @riotgrlerin

I'm like white bread with the crust cut off. he/him. My views/tweets are not my own.

Not a lot to report. Sophomoric humor. Unwarranted self-importance. Single father of a now-teenager. Occasional photography and/or art. He/him/“Hey! Moron!” PNW

entering the new me era

flagrantly mediocre

Not A. Doctor, M.D.

i chose to be a gorilla for no reason instead of being myself.