Bel Air 46:9 — Beware of thy Braid, for it won’t hesitate to whip a ho’. Dare not believe, prepare to grieve. All nonbelievers shan’t walk free. | PARODY.

Considering I am so often forgot about in this territory, please allow me this opportunity to reintroduce myself. My name is the Bastard.

the epitome of heaven and earth combining to create the world’s most beautiful being. i bite, try me at your own risk. ⤷ 𝐔𝐍𝐀𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐃.

Hand-crafted from a gem that is easily depicted as undeniable greatness often labeled after a certain common pronoun.┊@Carmelo_WWE parody.

the flames rise from deep below forging a legend in the making, overcoming fear and a new warrior rises from the ground. Enter Drew McIntyre. / FAN ACCOUNT

Chiseled to be adored and sublimed. Men and women reveled in his presence. He elegantly drew blood over his divine physique, held them marveled.

Grungy, dirty, nasty, and reckless. All appropriate words to describe the Welshie who lives for chaos and destruction. #𝗖𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗙𝟬𝗫