Taco Farmer. Bad memes. Fluent in GIF. I once punched an owl in the jowl.

Not Babe’s brother. I spend too much time in the office & not enough outdoors. Amateur meat smoker, professional Manhattan mixer. America first ???

Fifty Marie. sarcastic. risqué. humorous. #SubtweetSunday queen. perpetual good girl. shit-talker extraordinaire. my Twitter friends are cooler than yours.

I am what I am. It varies from day to day. Mostly here to learn and gather knowledge but to have some laughs too

The beatings will continue // Read. Ruck. Run Guns. // Sharpe stan account // Smurfette

Army for a while, Coast Guard for a while, Engineer for a while. Now I dabble in custom leather. #RuralUntouchable #TeamSticker

Christ Follower, Husband & Daddy. #TheBunkhouse #lepergang #TeamIronWill #PearlSnapMafia #topochico #alexjoneswasright #windowlickers

#TheFaceOfPurple