“Hi, I'm a hockey player but I'm playing golf today.”

Pounder of twinks, plower of fairies, crusher of bottoms, first of his name. King of the Gays! Reformed Sodomite! Pronouns: Fuck/You, Parody Account

Thottin and plottin against the state. Dabble in the poasting of shit. Be on the look out for my mixed tape! Is/Her

| exorchist | italianx | future ice mummy | cometary impact respecter | 💀🎸 | 🍄📸 |

✨ The AnCap Bachelorette ✨ solving the world’s problems one shit post at a time ✨ goddamn twitter kingpin ✨ The Collapse™ ✨ Bourbon ✨

Gunnery Chief in The Systems Alliance, Member of Shepard's OG Crew, and an alien hating xenophobic anti race mixing human lover. Tali's all mine, sorry.

Political commentator and media analyst. Truth and Honor over all. retweets are not endorsements.