munch | burner | knower of ball | mayor of zynzinnati | retweeter/retard | 3x survivor | certified spew | lime scooter menace | PARODY | #freehenryawallace

milf enthusiast. proud owner of a 1996 Honda Civic. Coors Light enthusiast. 2x divorce court winner. obviously this is a parody account, Elon

8 mile guardian | boob/sucker | Tits are cool | 744 Credit Score |

Ryan “The Home Loan Expert” Kelley parody, per Elon. 845 Credit Score. Nickelback super fan. 2x MVCHA All Star. NFL Player Legal Issue Enjoyer.

Him.

heavy squatter, whopper lover, cleanest balls on twitter, kidney stone survivor, karaoke try hard, bogey golfer, clit seeker. #rulethejungle #njdevils

GQ Model. McDonalds Enthusiast.

Love my country. Love my Guns. Still love my ex-gf. Parody.

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