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@CantaloupeNews

Cantaloupe News

Your Trusted Source for Political Satire | Like an onion, only sweeter™ Pronouns: messed/up

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  • I don't tell lies, I make up the truth. Co-conspirator, @CantaloupeNews RT = endorsements. Opinions are not my own. Pronouns: brgkp/zhmgl/dvzkhth

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  • On spaces I talk crypto, my feed is for girls. Co-Found: Konak Guest House, Wanderbalkans, HostelBora. b2b, BTC, trading, was my way to success.

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  • I want to bring joy into people and make them laugh or chuckle. {positive vibes} Sending you bits of wisdom that I have learned.

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  • “Wanks as high as any in Wome.”

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  • Once you get past my charm, good looks, intelligence, and my sense of humor… It's my modesty that really stands out. 🎥 Watch #GreyMarket on YouTube

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  • Lump me in as a Libertarian Conservative | Defender of liberty and individual rights. Resisting expansion of government while advocating for personal freedom.

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  • Not actually a rabbit. Here mostly to observe. Most practical advice from the Bible is Matthew 7:16.

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  • I don’t need the horizon to tell me where the sky ends, It’s a subtle landscape where I come from. Photo: Circa 1987

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