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I am the prettier half of #TeamJarly• Who cares what shape the earth is? We can at least agree earth is horny, right? #HornyEarth EDUCATE YOURSELVES SHEEPLE!!!

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What's the point of being alive if you're not going to communicate - Kurt Vonnegut

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black-pilled… if you think you know - you probably don’t . Lover of laughs, intellectualish . the coolest 🌎 we’re probably in a dimension and not even here

What's the point of being alive if you're not going to communicate - Kurt Vonnegut

All of my photos are scratch and sniff

A walking contradiction. Usually in chucks or heels. Simply pieced together by scars, laughter, and a good book. Kind by choice with steel in my spine.

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I have a bucket of fuck-its and no fucks to give. “Merch”. https://t.co/OYY0IMMrhC

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48/M/🇨🇦 Married with Children. Modern Family. At the 100th Meridian

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black-pilled… if you think you know - you probably don’t . Lover of laughs, intellectualish . the coolest 🌎 we’re probably in a dimension and not even here

I believe that our education like such as South Africa and the Iraq and everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here

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Love my family and everyone else. Keep your faith, we'll get there.

I am not FUNNY….STOP LAUGHING at my jokes. 🤪. I have the smallest hands on 𝕏, ✋with the biggest heart. Promoting positivity with funny memes and AI art.

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